I want to be a rapper now. It is not for the money. It is not for the groupies. It is not for the fame.
I just really want to be able to have fan participation in my life.
I want to be able to walk in a room and say say something and everyone says it. And to tell people get out they muthafucking seat and they do and say like put you hands in the air, or just one and, or just 2 fingers, and no matter what they do it.
I want to be able to say shit like "where all the sexy ladies at? Make some noise if you got good pussy... make some noise if your pussy DON'T stink."
What other job can you ask such an inappropriate question and people get hypde up and start yelling wooooo instead of yelling AT you. If i walked into say, SuperTarget as a manager and acted the same way i would have 100 sexual harassment suits at the end of the day.
And at the end of the day my happiness is tangibly tied to my ability to be totally inappropriate. Anyone who really knows me knows how hard i smile when im saying something i shouldnt say.
So right now im freestylin' while i type this i may even start rhyming my lines in this blog i dont hurry up and stop writing. But the decision has been made so i am going to go buy a rhyming dictionary, some drugs to sell, and a chain tomorrow and i will be well on my way.
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Great topic! We can go on tour together. Big and Bigg. Sounds like a hit group to me!
indeed i been working on my 16ss i learned how to count bars so now its over
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