I want a new car

I been in the market for a car for a little while and i have come to the realization that i would like a new one. Like brand new, not brand newish like really new. I don't really liked used cars anymore. Way too much work. Tryna maintain it when you dont know whats wrong with it. I am tired of ending up with other peoples problems. Let's be real.. the only reason that you dont keep a car tiill it dies is a) it costs to much or b) its got issues you cant fix. I know, I know once i drive it its now considered used, but i wanna be the one putting the miles on it instead of getting it from someone else all fucked up from they craziness. 

I hate shopping for cars though because there are so many options its hard to pick the one that will work for you and half the time you get it home and realize the fit aint right or there is some small problem you didnt notice but each and every day it ill piss you off more until you want to just trade it in.

kinda like life

I blame Clinton.

Thats right, I said it, It is all Bill Clintons fault. 

I know, I know, he left the government with a surplus and the economy on the rise but trust me its all  his fault.

He wasnt the president the 8 years that the economy declined, or when planes hit buildings, or when we warred our way to a gigantic deficit. 

But he got his dick sucked.

That single act of desperation sent america into its downward spiral.

How, you may ask... WELLLLL if he didnt get the presidential knob slobbed, Al Gore would have had the table set to become president with nothing for americans to complain about firstly. That would have totally avoided the whole bush thing. His inability to pass up  a little noggin bobbin' went on to set the stage for a close election, a more conservative america, and eventually corporate irresponsibility. At least thats what my republican associates tell me. They told me if it wasnt for him taking a lewinsky break he could have stopped september 11th, which was the catalyst for this whole financial crisis, since with out that Bush wouldnt have had to start a war on terror and attack Iraq.

So shame on you President Clinton. You didnt just bust one on her dress you busted one on America.

...this is purely satire....

first impression

some things are exactly as thy seem

We tend to see something and say it could be more, it could grow, there is a potential for greatness in that. But for the most part, what you see is what you get, everything does eventually evolve and grow, but short term same is same.

Like they say you can put lip stick on a pig, you can shine shit, either way its still what it was. And people tend to be who they are even if you think they are maturing  and growing and flowing toward that potential you saw while looking past the crusty exterior, the inside is the same. A lazy mans a lazy man a shy mans a shy man a dogs a dog the same for women and in the end if your first sign says stay way do like diddy and take that take that. 

i got the shit off my shoe today

yeah it took awhile, kinda got accustomed to it, but its for the best.

You know whats funny about republicans

They want smaller government... which in itself sounds good, but they want higher wages for politicians, with less money to fund thm, and they want to govern what you do in your personal life (no gays, abortions, or nonaxed drugs)

hell its funny to me

i gotta gotta go

I kinda like it here, im pretty comfortable. Hell i have been here most of my life. Really all of my life. No matter how much i like it though, i have got to go. Its an impossible place. full of people like me, under motivated under achievers with loads of talent, but most of them think they cant make it here. They may be right, i mean they cant make it here because they dont think they can so they dont try, but with so many people with that feeling it sucks the life out of you.

I think i am fairly good at taking pictures and making people look good but i can barely find anyone to shoot that i want to shoot, they always seem to be bored but have to much to do. Then there are the ones who ask to set up shoots all the time then cancel the day of, some of whom i really could take or leave but i let them get away with it because i dont have anyone else showing up. So maybe it is time to go to hell, maybe i do need to go to dallas. Seems to be alot more people atleast trying to do something.

You ever stepped in dog shit?

I did not to long ago, it was a horrible experience. I saw the heaping pile of butt mud and did my best to step past it, but somehow I just ended up stepping in a even larger mountain of manure. It was such a mesmerizing mound I was unable to think of what i should do next. I couldnt pull my foot out directly, i had to try to ease it out. That plan didnt work though, so i tried to take my shoe off and just leave it in the shit, but when i did it just got on my sock, and a lil on my jeans. And i am still trying to find my way out of the shit to this day.

The moral of this story is if you see shit, walk the other way.