Man I love Chicken.

Chicken is pretty great. There are so many ways to make it. Fry it, broil it, bake it, stick some ham and cheese in it and call it cordon blue. It's one of the most versatile meals around.  If you can find me one person who doesn't like chicken in any form ill give you a million (not dollars but something). 

But eventually you can run out of new ways to have chicken. I mean you can tie it up, put toppings on it, eat it in public, or even pretend its some other type of poultry. In the end sometimes you just need something different. No matter how much you like chicken, sometimes you want a steak, or even just some eggs or waffles or cereal.  Hell just something different.

They say why eat a burger if you can have fillet mignon, well sometimes all you need is a quick double cheeseburger. So ladies remember that if your dude ever cheats on you, there is nothing wrong with your chicken, he just needed a new meal. And if you don't think she is as attractive as you, he might have just wanted to have something off the dollar menu that day

disclaimer i have never cheated on a girlfriend, i'm just saying .. i understand why one could.